Here follows a conversation overheard by the Mistress of Sarcasm yesterday at our neighborhood pool:
Five-year-old girl #1: Did you hear that Michael Jackson died?
Five-year-old girl #2: Yes.
Five-year-old girl #1: You know, the only reason why he died is because he said “yes” to drugs.
Five-year-old girl #1: Did you hear that Michael Jackson died?
Five-year-old girl #2: Yes.
Five-year-old girl #1: You know, the only reason why he died is because he said “yes” to drugs.
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