HAKUNA SPEAKS!

Hakuna, in a talkative mood.

I know many of my Esteemed Readers - especially the ones who live with cats - wonder just what it is that they are saying.

A cat’s language, as we know, is all but impenetrable to the human mind and ear. Delicate, high-pitched overtones, coupled with carefully modulated subsonics, combine to create a vocal medium that can rival the complexity of a Bach concerto, the tonal subtlety of Mandarin Chinese. All but impenetrable... until now.

For I have, using sophisticated electronic audio recording devices, along with carefully developed computer algorithms for analysis and decoding, figured out exactly what Hakuna is trying to tell me!

It’s too sensitive to be revealed on the index page, of course. But that’s what the “Whip it out!” link is for.

Hakuna:
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow.