Strange and Silly Sunday

Every once in a while I receive a puzzling piece of spam that is, nonetheless, somehow poetic -- in a James Joycean sort of way.   This piece below is one such -- with a hint of T.S. Eliot.

I removed the URLS and changed the line breaks but otherwise, it's as received -- a piece of found poetry.

THE NOTHING OF THE PLACE

Of the baseball from replica, speaking.

 Until designer to conceal replica, raferty went

come to stand one - to - three women into an visit,

and he didn't oiled accessory four breeches from the winder animal but windows.

 There thought four among i, 

five of the bridal, and three as a jewelry.

Relic was the clean brand from in their watches doorway and made i to rich.

And roughly, who were shading of?
A new ladies whispered with you.

Svend angered of very through he has.

Try he tightly name then?
Down company it posed

 we were. 

In the japan replica came out his giddy rolex, 

but into her lab won't all new unit all an night.

Debilitating the replica as no designer, he leaves i to help

 i lose in this gown. I was breitling. Bulgari was up that black then. 

Tourneau hi the uneasy corner - observed watches.

 Fake could be the very watches. 

The several motion, wishing on that shop of the davosa watches,

could be the nothing of the place of the quiet hand of winder's

Replica but world had of to ride arriving to the sights

 now when cru labored his men.

My donney of the most short bourke through watches answer? 

The rotary watches in a snow.

The English major that I once was looks for meaning in these phrases -- who is Raferty and why one to three women? And what was the accessory he didn't oil?

And what about Svend?

For me, this piece conjures up elegant and mysterious women in designer gowns wearing expensive watches while a raffish Irishman and a dour Swede exchange enigmatic quips about the nothing of the place,

But I have to say that the donney of the most short bourke has me baffled.