Ali Ali and the Chipmunk

Ali Ali, the mighty hunter. Motionless, never-tiring, invisible. he eyes his prey.

Oh, great, look who's here . . . the Terror of the Birdfeeder . . . a legend in his own mind.

Ali Ali -- an ebony statue, a frozen image, not a quiver of his flanks to give him away -- fixes the hapless rodent with his steely gaze.

Jeez.
Here I am with my mouth all watered up for some sunflower seeds, and Mr. Mighty Hunter has to show up.
Yo! Get a life, you stupid mutt!

Deaf to taunts but ever alert, the tireless Nimrod waits for the quivering beast to -

I'm outta here.