Rahel, of Elms in the Yard, requests equal time for Hebrew puns.
Puns?
Limericks, sure. But Hebrew puns?
Well, perhaps we can come up with something.
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Q: How do you catch a jewfish?
A: You use Beit Yisrael.
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Q: Why must the greatness of the Lord be spoken of in a very high-pitched voice?
A: Because, according to the words of the Ashrei (Psalm 145), we learn that v’ezuz norotekha yomeiru, u-g’dulat’kha a-soprano.
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Had enough? Good.
Puns?
Limericks, sure. But Hebrew puns?
Well, perhaps we can come up with something.
***************
Q: How do you catch a jewfish?
A: You use Beit Yisrael.
***************
Q: Why must the greatness of the Lord be spoken of in a very high-pitched voice?
A: Because, according to the words of the Ashrei (Psalm 145), we learn that v’ezuz norotekha yomeiru, u-g’dulat’kha a-soprano.
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Had enough? Good.
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