Law & Order

I think this guy might have something to say about the life he's lived and the things he's seen...

But, I also have a feeling that he's a man of few words.

Sit or Squat

We've all been out and had to go to the bathroom urgently.
It's a fact of life, and it happens.


The worst feeling is needing to go...and not being able to find a toilet.

I've rushed into fast food restaurants...Starbucks...gas stations...

Once, when I was around 13 or so, my family took a trip to Italy.
And we took a tour of Pompeii.

Please tell me you have heard of Pompeii?

It's a ruined and partially-buried Italian town, from a volcanic eruption
of Mount Vesuvius in 79 A.D.



It's an amazing place to visit.
The history there is incredible.

But, mid-tour, my mom, my sister, and I all needed to pee.

Badly.

In the middle of an ancient-volcanically preserved historic town.

I'm ashamed to admit it...but we did it.

We found a spot to...squat.

Does anyone know the Italian statute of limitations on a crime like that?

Could I be arrested next time I end up in Italy?

Can my own blog be used against me in a court of law?!!




Anyway, I recently found out, from the same above-mentioned sister,
that there is an iPhone/iPod app that is called...

Sit 0r Squat.

And it's a free app to help you find a toilet while you are...anywhere.

What a brilliant idea!!!


Do you have any good app ideas to create your own? Do you own any good apps you want to share?



photos courtesy of Wiki Commons

Breaking the Law

I might be a bad influence on my boys.


I really wanted some pictures of cows.
So, I found some.


But I had to climb a fence to get to them...
and I told the boys to stay in the car,
so that they weren't trespassing with me.

But, they followed me.

And we found the cows.

and their guard dog donkey.

This donkey kept his eyes on me the entire time.
The cows pretty much ignored me.
But this Donkey was on Duty.

Believe it or not, but the cows were having a meeting discussing the merits of
traveling by train versus traveling by trailer.

They want to go to Wyoming.

But when they saw us, they hastily broke their meeting and went back to eating grass.
But I was on to them.
I knew what they were up to.



By the way, my 7 yr old had no idea what this was:

He'd never seen a cow patty before!!

I enlightened him.
And he giggled.


I'm sure the cows were rolling their eyes.

But that Guard Donkey...he kept an eye on us.

Eventually the boys went back to the car...and started yelling at me to hurry.
They got tired of all the pictures I was taking.

See the car in the distance?
That's how far we trespassed ventured.

This blog can't be used against me in a court of law, can it?

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