Ever seen Men fighting over Jewelry?

5 Things I've Learned From Watching Lord of the Rings.

1. Hobbits have great heads of hair and huge, hairy feet.  You know what they say about men with big feet.  But, strangely, the Hobbits aren't attractive in a sexy way, more in a aren't they cute, let-me-pet-one-on-the-head sort of way.

2. It takes Giant talking Trees a long time to discuss anything.
But they are awesome fighters when push comes to shove. 

3.  There's no Yellow Brick Road in Lord of the Rings.

4. Elves in Middle Earth are kind of sexy.  And they don't make cookies.

5. It's a movie about a bunch of cute guys, who fight really well, fighting over a ring.

Have you seen the trilogy?

Or read it?

Disclaimer:  I've only seen two of the three movies so far.
I plan to watch the third one by the end of the week.