The Poo Log, the Pimple Popper & the Vibe

I have an iPod Touch that is just awesome.  It's really incredible.

But, I really want an iPhone.

I'm very into apps these days.

There's an app for anything and everything.

I download mostly free ones, but...

The most expensive app is iRa for $900.

iRa Pro and iRa Direct are used to view and manage super-expensive enterprise surveillance camera installations. Clients could include corporations, schools, government, etc.

There are useful apps like maps, GPS, dictionary and other reference apps.

There are fun, crazy apps, like the koi pond, the bubble wrap popper and silly games.

Then there is the crazy.

Like the Poo Log where you can keep track of your bowel movements size, frequency and consistency.

Based on the best-selling book, "What's Your Poo Telling You?" by Josh Richman and Anish Sheth MD, Poo Log is the top choice app for discerning Poo-ers everywhere. Don’t be fooled by imitations, and don’t miss “What’s My Pee Telling Me?” coming this fall to bookstores everywhere.

Reviews of Poo Log, the book:
***** Great gift for the poop lover. – Sandy, Amazon reviews
***** The Poo Log gives you a giggle while you dribble – Larissa, Amazon reviews
***** Hi-Larious! – A. Miller, Amazon reviews

Finally! What every iPhone and iPod Touch has been waiting for – the Poo Log, a digital timer and journal for recording and studying the wondrous uniqueness of each bowel movement. With a clever mix of bathroom humor and legitimate medical information, Poo Log allows you to track your digestive workings and graph your poo – all with one hand. With handy references, trivia, and interesting nuggets throughout, this digital Poo Log makes every trip to the can an e-loo-cidating experience. Who knew one could learn so much from poo?

There's a pimple popping game where you can pretend to pop pimples.  ewww.

And then the one that sent me over the edge in disgust...a vibrator app!!

I'll never look at the iPhone the same again.  lol

I still really want one...but not for poo or pimple or vibes.

Seriously.