Interview with a 7 yr old

Remy, you just finished 1st grade! What did you learn this year?

I learned about flowers, their parts, how they grow.
We grew some...oh, oops, that flower was for you for Mother's Day!
I forgot!



You're such a great reader now, what was your favorite book you read this year?

The Dog Book that shows the dogs pooping.



What's your favorite TV show?

Star Wars, The Clone Wars cartoon.



If you could have any animal in the world as a pet, what would you choose?

A penguin.

I know your favorite toy right now is Bakugan. Why do you like them so much?

I like everything about them.
They're cool and different,
You can battle with them and they're different colors...
I want to be a Bakugan scientist when I grow up.

We leave for Disney World soon. What are you looking forward to about this trip?

I can't wait to stay in the awesome hotel and have big breakfasts.



Are you scared of Mickey Mouse?

No!



Are you scared of flying in an airplane?

N0, except when they turn...it feels like we're going to fall out.

If a man came out of our refrigerator, what would you do?

I'd kill him.
I'd get a gun and shoot him.



If an alien came out of refrigerator, what would you do?

I kill it.



If a puppy came out of the toilet, what would you do?

I'd keep it.
I'd clean it.
Unless it was an alien puppy...then I'd flush it.



Finally, if you could travel anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

I'd go to the North Pole and look for Santa.