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Sunday, August 31, 2008

MODERN MATURITY

Another trip around the Sun?
Congratulations! Oh, what fun!

One good thing about turning fifty-five
Is that (kein ayin hora) you’re still alive.

And each year, the Missus looks better and better.
She still can sure fill out a sweater.

Becoming “mature” is a wonderful thing:
Next to Queen SWMBO, I feel like a king.

Though we’ve both of us hit the Double Nickel,
We still enjoy a bit of that old Slap and Tickle.

Coffee Beans Mid-Air

First things first.

The Texas Longhorns played football last night and won. Woohoo! Texas Fight!



Now, today, I had to run some errands, including the grocery store.
With the boys & my dad.

We only needed a few items, so we weren't there long.
But, as I'm headed down an aisle,
out of the corner of my eye,
I see a coffee bean go flying through the air.
And giggles.
Boyish giggles.



My kids are at it again.

On the coffee aisle, you can find whole beans left in the the filter of the grinding machine thingy.

And my boys rescue those abandoned beans to use as weapons against each other, pummeling them through the air, behind my back.

But, I caught them at it and lost my cool.

And, they lost their "good grocery store reward" where they get quarters to buy goodies at the front of the store machines when we're done.

Bad boys.


Another coffee bean flying through the air (aka: a surprise out of nowhere) came in the form of a new grill!

An early Christmas gift for the family.
From Home Depot.

I took out the third row of seats in my car and folded up the second seat...and was amazed by how much room I had! (also amazed by the amount of crumbs and dog hair I'd accumulated!)


And now the grill has a new home, in our backyard.
And we're going to use it for the first time today.
If you hear in the news about an explosion in Texas,
well, that'd be us, I bet.

Wish us luck.



Ta DAH!!!



What a lovely surprise! Yesterday's mail brought the current issue of Mystery News and look who's a cover girl! I'd pretty much forgotten the very nice, hour long phone conversation I had with editor Lynn Kaczmarek a while back and it was a delight to pause in my cooking and cleaning (company for dinner again) to read what she had to say.


I've done phone interviews before and am always a little wary -- people have quoted things I didn't say and sometimes haven't actually read my books -- or only just skimmed them -- hence reviewers who think that Elizabeth lives in Asheville or that Vicki runs a herb and flower farm.

But this write up was dead on -- Lynn had not only read my books, she'd studied my website and is a reader of this blog (Hi, Lynn -- loved the editorial about your kittens!). Lynn said such nice things about my writing that I'm still blushing.



You can read the beginning of the article here.

Mystery News
is a bi-monthly publication in the form of a tabloid newspaper. Billed as "the most complete, up-to-date, and entertaining guide to the latest mystery books, writers, and events," it includes interviews and articles about mystery authors, features on mystery movies and audio, news of upcoming mystery conventions, conferences, and awards, and previews of upcoming releases.

And their reviews are the best -- big, meaty, informative reviews of recent releases in the world of mystery -- reviews that will send you to the bookstore or the library till your To Be Read pile is teetering.

(In the same issue, there was also a really nice review by Diana Vickery of Dark Season. My cup runneth over!)



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Monogram Chick & SITS

The SITS girls are having a contest again!



They have the BEST giveaways ever. This week they are giving away monogrammed stamps from Monogram Chick.

Monogram Chick has some of THE CUTEST stuff I've ever seen! Everything from unique and trendy travel mugs (great holiday gifts for the kids' teachers) to adorable backpacks. ALL OF IT MONOGRAMMED!

This week's prize is AWESOME... especially with the holiday's approaching. How would you like to stamp your Holiday cards with this:


OR This:


Yep, it's a personalized address stamp. I would LOVE one of these. But, I'm sharing in the excitement and letting you know about the contest too. To earn an extra entry. hehe

Go check out SITS and Monogram Chick!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

No monkeying around




















oops, how did this one get in here?











Grab a camera, find a critter and join up!
Go to Camera Critters to read the rules.


Camera Critters

Feelin' the love

I've received two awards today that made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.



This is from Shannon @ Welcome to the Nut House. She's a daily read for me. Great blog.







And, this is from Susie @ Susie's Homemade, a new read for me,
and she makes some amazing cakes!





A big thank you to both these women for starting off my weekend in a great way! Thanks!
(If I've missed posting a thank you for an award someone's given me,
email me, because I don't mean to!)

Ask, And Ye Shall Receive



I got some funny, funny emails as a result of yesterday's post asking how a fourteen year old might refer to his manly equipment -- too good not to share -- with a little editing. Thanks to all of you who helped out!




N. said: I call it a "trouble-maker" and sometimes the "brain" but that's not what you're after, is it?!!!
I just asked my 29-year-old what he calls his and it embarrassed him - he finally said he calls it a lot of things......
I can tell you that my 3-1/2 year old grandson calls it a "pete" as well as his 9-year-old step-brother. Even if we had a 14-year-old around, I'm not sure they would tell us!

~~~

P. said: My son got quite a kick out of my question to him, and his first response was "Aaaah, like why are you asking me that???", and
when I told him he was like, "Do you think I was walking around the halls, or in the john, at *** High asking such a question!?!?!" HA ... we also don't want a State Trooper making the headlines of the paper either!!! Anyway, he said all he can come up with is some of the younger guys in his SP Basic school using the term 'junk'. I'm like, "ooook .......", and he just laughed and laughed. He never knows what to expect from mom, but think this one really caught him off guard!!! HAHAHA!!!

~~~
L. said: P****r is not a word used today by boys often - although in our day it was popular. They do refer to their b***s as "my boys".

~~~
A. said: Well, with regards to your 14-year-old boy conundrum, I took an impromptu poll in my office the consensus was that he might easily and casually refer to both his junk and his johnson (esp with those Big Johnson T shirts being so popular at one point), but p*****r might make him a little dated. D**k, it seems, will never go out of style but is a little mature for a freshman in high school (if he's even in school? He sounds shady). Hope that helps!

I sincerely wish you could have just heard the lively conversation with everyone shouting out W**g! Sc****g! Prince Evan! Wiener! Much better than the usual water cooler banter.



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Friday, August 29, 2008

FRIDAY RANDOM TEN

Friday! Oh, boy! Time once again for the weekly Menagerie o’ Musical Miscellany spewed directly from my Little White Choon Box.

We’ll be having a celebration this weekend, one of those Mini-Milestones of Life. Need a clue? Look below the fold.

I’m especially excited because we’ll have both Daughters d’Elisson in the house this weekend. Yes, not only is the Mistress here, awaiting her move to Nashville in about a week...but Elder Daughter herownself will be flying in from our nation’s capital!

But meanwhile, we got us some tunes to listen to. Let’s take a look at what’s playing today:
  1. Litha - Chick Corea

    From one of the definitive Chick Corea recordings: “Inner Space,” originally released as a double album on vinyl in 1966. The CD version left out two cuts so as to cram the album onto a single disc...but I still have my original vinyl copy, too.

  2. I’m All Alone - Monty Python’s Spamalot

  3. All Is Full Of Love - Björk

  4. Sea Of Holes - The Beatles

  5. Father In The Forest - Matisyahu

  6. The Orange County Lumber Truck - Frank Zappa

    Oh no
    I don’t believe it
    You say that you think you know
    The meaning of love
    You say love is all we need
    You say
    With your love you can change
    All of the hate
    All of the fools
    I think you’re probably
    Out to lunch

    Oh no
    I don’t believe it
    You say that you think you know
    The meaning of love
    Do you really think it can be told?
    You say that you really know
    I think
    You should check it again
    How can you say
    What you believe
    Will be the key to a
    World of love?

    All your love
    Will it save me?
    All your love
    Will it save the world
    From what we can’t understand?
    Oh no
    I don’t believe it

    And in your dreams
    You can see yourself
    As a prophet
    Saving the world
    The
    Words from your lips
    I just can’t believe
    You are such
    A fool

    Quack!
    Well!


  7. Walking Batteriewoman - Don Preston Trio

    Don Preston
    Don Preston with Project/Object, November 2003.

    Don Preston was one of the original members of the Mothers of Invention back in the 1960’s, performing and recording with Frank Zappa until 1974. He also was featured as a guest keyboardist with the Zappa tribute band Project/Object (featuring Zappa Band alumni Ike Willis and Napoleon Murphy Brock) for several shows in 2001-03...where I got to see him up close and personal. He has been called the “father of modern synthesis” in recognition of his pioneering use of electronic synthesizers in both rock and jazz.

  8. Hello, Goodbye - The Beatles

  9. Kalfou Danjere - Boukman Eksperyans

    Direct from Haiti! “Kalfou Danjere” is Haitian patois for carrefours dangereux - dangerous intersection.

  10. Tiny Cities Made Of Ashes - Modest Mouse

    Not to be confused with “City of Tiny Lights” by Frank Zappa.

It’s Friday. What are you listening to?

Questionable Content ?

Okay, this is weird but I don't know who to ask so I'll throw it out to you all. I need help with a somewhat ticklish bit of research and I know that there are some of you out there who are more familiar with this part of the world than I. You may even have a fourteen year old boy in your family.

I'm writing just now about Calven - the 14 year old boy Dorothy is taking care of -- and I need to know how he would refer (in his thoughts or around his peers) to his . . . ah . . . personal equipment. And while I'm not squeamish about language, I don't want to attract the 'wrong' sort of attention to this blog, so I'll go for the old missing letters ploy.



Would a 14 year old boy of today, of decidedly local (western North Carolina/east Tennessee) background (and, till recently, hanging around with bad company) talk about his p____r? Or his d__k? Or what?

The things a writer has to consider in search of authenticity!




Inquiring minds want to know. Or at least, this one does. Please email me rather than using the word in a reply.

Thanks.
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Princess Annie-Pie

When we adopted Annie a year ago from DFW Lab Rescue, we didn't know we had taken royalty into our family. But, it didn't take us long to realize that we had a princess in our midst.

Presenting, Her Royal Highness, Princess Annie-Pie!

When Annie wants to go outside, she comes to me and lies her head on my lap. Often she just wants to go outside in the backyard to lay on the deck and sun. Here she is sunning.

In our backyard, we have stepping stones. Annie chooses not to get her paws dirty and uses these stones to reach the deck. She also doesn't go outside if it's raining or muddy. She doesn't like to get dirty. If she does get dirty, she spends hours licking and cleaning. I'm not kidding.



Everywhere Princess Annie goes, she is covered in flowers and followed by butterflies. She loves nature (as long as she doesn't get dirty), and she loves to sniff the wind, like she is here in this photo.




Oh, how we love our Princess Annie-pie. Our lives would not have been complete with her.




As she lays upon her royal bed, she dreams of chasing bunny rabbits and chewing bones.

I asked the boys a few questions about Annie, just for fun:

What is your favorite thing that Annie does?
Remy: yawn and howl
Donny: howl
It's true, her howls are awesome. She doesn't bark, but when she's really excited, she gives an awesome howl. We're always howling at her to try and get her to do it.

What's the funniest (most funny) thing Annie does?
Remy: licking her private parts and the butt scootch
Donny: the butt scootch
I actually got it on video. hehe

What do you think is ANNIE's favorite thing to do?
Remy: Wait, let me go ask her. (he runs to go talk to her and comes back) Lick her feet!
Donny: Playing rough with us on the bed and going for car rides

What would you have named Annie if she hadn't already came with her name?
Remy: Butt Scootch!
Donny: Princess.

And, there you have it!

She is truly happiest riding in the car, sleeping in bed with the boys or just being with the boys.


Do you have royalty in your family like we do? Does he/she have any funny quirks?
We can't have the only dog who won't go outside in the rain and walks on stepping stones, right?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

POSTCARDS FROM CAMP

I spent some time visiting with Shanghai Steve this morning. He’s one of the Minyan Regulars, showing up most Mondays and Thursdays. Since he is one of the few Levites (descendants of the tribe of Levi, the chief cooks and bottle washers in the Temple back in the day) to attend morning Minyan on those days, he tends to score the Levi aliyah fairly often...which means he is the second to be called up to recite blessings over the Torah scroll as it is read.

I’ve written about Steve here before. He had an interesting childhood...in the sense of the old Chinese curse: “May you live in interesting times.”

He was born in Berlin in the spring of 1938, mere months before Kristallnacht, when the Nazi campaign against the Jews really began to pick up steam. His family managed to escape Germany two years later, finally ending up in Shanghai in 1940, where they remained for the next seven years.

Interestingly, the Chinese never had any issues with the local Jews. Perhaps they did not want to endanger potential future consumers of their cuisine. Even the Japanese, despite their alliance with Nazi Germany, did not single the Jews out for especial ill-treatment when they overran the city.

Back in Germany, however, things had become dire for any Jews who could not escape...or who had been living in areas that became subject to Nazi control. The concentration camps were up and running, and the beginnings of the Final Solution loomed.

Concentration camp inmates were permitted to write postcards, at least for a while. They could even receive responses, although those responses (as well as their own cards) could only be written in German. Other languages such as Yiddish were verboten.


Postcard address



Postcard message

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You had to be careful what you wrote, since censors went through everything with a fine-tooth comb. Even so, real information could be communicated through the use of code phrases.


Postcard address



Postcard message

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Note the highlighted words (“Schwaigerin Milli ist hier”, i.e., sister-in-law Milli is here). This was code that meant that someone had died.

Later, when exterminations at the camps were fully underway, the German authorities would cynically arrange to send fake postcards from deceased inmates in order to ensure that remaining relatives remained unaware of the fate that eventually awaited them.

Steve’s relatives, including the aunt and uncle who sent these cards, perished in the camps. But he was safe, half a world away.

Among the Jewish refugees there in Shanghai was a boy who would later grow up to be the artist who, more than any other, would define the visual backdrop of the late 1960’s: Peter Max. Steve has several Peter Max originals - oils and prints - hanging in his home, including at least one with a personal inscription.


Peter Max oil



Peter Max print


Whenever Peter comes to town, Steve makes it a point to visit his old friend and neighbor...and he always gets a warm greeting.

In 1947, the family left China and emigrated to America. As refugees from the Nazi horror, they were stateless. Here is the affidavit that Werner Stefan Loewy (his original name before becoming “Shanghai Steve”) used in lieu of a passport to gain entry to the United States:

Affidavit

“AND further deponent saith not.” [Click to embiggen.]

More travel papers, as well as a news article about the soon-to-be-arriving refugees:

Affidavit

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All of these documents were carefully kept by Steve’s parents, who must have had some idea that they would be valuable one day...or at least of passing interest to their son. But now they tell a story of fear, flight, and ultimate redemption that is beyond the reach of a price tag.

Steve has grown a little older since his travel documents were prepared 61 years ago, but he still has a ready smile and a Harry Potteresque twinkle in his eye. Because, like Harry Potter, Steve is the boy who survived.


Shanghai Steve

Shanghai Steve today.

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