By “we,” I refer to the Cadre of Crapbloggers with whom many of my Esteemed Readers are familiar: Velociman, Og, Kevin Kim, and the late, lamented Acidman. And me, of course.
Did I leave anyone out? [Laurence Simon may be So Full of Crap, His Eyes Are Brown™, but he rarely writes about it.]
Yes, we are amateurs.
Now, read a story by a professional. A medical professional.
And then consider: There are normally a couple of big differences between giving birth and taking a dump. You get to keep the baby...and the baby is much larger than your stool. But not always...
[Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to Leslie for the link.]
Did I leave anyone out? [Laurence Simon may be So Full of Crap, His Eyes Are Brown™, but he rarely writes about it.]
Yes, we are amateurs.
Now, read a story by a professional. A medical professional.
And then consider: There are normally a couple of big differences between giving birth and taking a dump. You get to keep the baby...and the baby is much larger than your stool. But not always...
[Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to Leslie for the link.]
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